All of my lady followers out there are probably thinking that I’m some sort of woman that really wants to be a man. After all there are a few posts on this blog that completely tear down women and honestly, if you don’t want to be here please leave. I’m not an exception to any rule I just choose to be completely honest about what’s really going on with those of us that have vagina’s.
So I compiled a list of 5 rules that we as women make and break every single day. Some of us are aware that we are doing it because we are superior creatures and are awesome at it. Other women have no clue that they are making and breaking rules simply because that’s all they really know and they have dumb shit written across their forehead.
Off we go!!!!!!!!!
1. I can but you can’t!
A woman will tell you to keep your shit picked up, such as your clothes and any other annoying item that you may lay at your ass. But tell a woman to keep her shit picked up and it’s like the world is ending.
2. You have flaws but I don’t…
All women are quick to judge the appearance of another and will go out of their way to talk to another person about it. However, if someone says anything about your appearance or even looks at you the wrong way, watch out because you’re about to see the claws come out. I always like it when I hear women ask their men if their ass looks fat in the jeans they are wearing. It would be awesome to hear a man say, just once that yes, your asshole is attempting to eat your jeans and it looks terrible!
3. Sex when I say, not when you say…
This is my all-time favorite one and probably the most annoying one. Women can give every excuse in the book as to why they shouldn’t be having sex with their significant other. They have headaches, they have a backache, they had a rough day, etc. The list is endless really. Men just take that shit and roll over and go to sleep. However, if a man turns down a woman it’s game on. All of a sudden the man is cheating, or you develop a complex about your body, or he doesn’t love you anymore. You may even cry yourself to sleep. You make the rules to sex but the rules are broken when the roles are reversed. How does that make any sense?
4. We argue on my terms, not your terms.
Women can pick a fight about almost anything. If they have had a shitty day and some asshole at work pissed them off they bring that shit home. Unlike men who will come home and just vent about how shitty their jobs are, women take it to a whole new level of insanity. Everything is suddenly wrong in their world. The house sucks, the kids suck, your significant other sucks and you hate everything about your life. Women start an argument about something petty like the towels not being folded right. But watch the fuck out if you try to tell her that she’s the one that folded the god damn towel that way. By no means should you at any time resort to calling her a bitch or tell her she’s acting like a bitch because now you are feeding the frenzy of terror that she set out to create because of some asshole at work. If a man does anything like this during the course of his marriage or relationship you can bet your ass walking papers are in the works almost immediately!
5. I can look and possibly touch, but if you do it I may cut you…
Women have this idea in their head that we are some sort of superior being to the universe. With that being said, for some unknown reason we are led to believe that it’s almost our duty to go out and flirt like it’s our job. Men on the other hand could potentially get a knife in the face if they so much as even talk to another woman or look sideways at them in the presence of their wife/girlfriend. WTF ladies? How does that work? And men, WTF are you doing flirting with another woman anyway?! See, I did it just now. Complete mind-fuckery at its finest.
I close with this….